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Top 10 Best Aggie Jokes

#10

 

Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery in College Station?

Aggie search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.

 
#9
 

Did you hear about the Aggie who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

He was so proud of the award that he decided to get it bronzed.

 
#8
 

Did you hear about the Aggie who got locked out of his car?

He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out.

 
#7
 

Did you hear about the Aggie that broke his leg raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

 
#6
 

Did you hear about the Aggie whose wife gave birth to twins?

He wanted to know who the other man was.

 
#5
 

I think it's a shame the way everyone picks on Aggies. After all it was an Aggie engineer that invented the toilet seat.

Of course a UT engineer stole the design and cut a hole in the middle ...

 
#4
 

Did you hear about the Aggie at the stop sign?

He's still there.

 
#3
 

Did you hear about the skeleton they found in a closet in one of the dorms at A&M?

It was the 1963 hide-and-go-seek champion!

 
#2
 

Why do Aggies hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

 
#1
 

Why can't Aggie farmers raise chickens?

They plant the eggs too deep.

 
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