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Top 10 Best Apple Jokes

#10

 

Why did the apple go to the doctor?

He felt rotten to the core!

 
#9
 

What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?

Leaf me alone!

 
#8
 

How do you hide an elephant?

Paint his toenails red and put him in an apple tree!

 
#7
 

Why didn't Noah like apples?

Because he preferred pears (pairs)!

 
#6
 

What kind of apple has a bad temper?

A crab apple!

 
#5
 

Why did the apple cry?

It's peelings were hurt!

 
#4
 

Why was the apple alone with the orange?

Because the banana split!

 
#3
 

Why did the apple stop running?

He ran out of juice!

 
#2
 

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill!

 
#1
 

What do you call an apple with tummy problems?

A tooty fruity!

 
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