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#10

 

Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail?

Because he'd been framed!

 
#9
 

Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?

Vincent van Goat! (or Pablo Pigcaso!)

 
#8
 

What did the artist say when he finally finished his Bas carving?

What a relief!

 
#7
 

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

 
#6
 

What did the artist draw before he went to bed?

The curtains!

 
#5
 

How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel.

 
#4
 

How do Japanese artists bid farewell?

Cyan-nara!

 
#3
 

What do you get if you cross a painter with a boxer?

Muhammad Dali!

 
#2
 

You might be an artist if ...

--The only piece of new furniture you have in your home is a $2000 easel.
--You've ever cleaned your fingernails with a palette knife.
--You butter your toast with your fingers, just to feel its texture.
--You've ever considered framing your palette instead of the painting.
--You notice the burnt umber in the background of the Playboy centrefold.
--Your children are forced to share a room so you can have an art studio.
--You routinely drink the rinse water instead of the coffee.
--The suggestion that you should “teach” or “open a flower shop” or “go to law school” makes you want to scream and throw things.
--You know the difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
--Your favorite fragrance is eau d' linseed oil.
--You do judge a book by its cover.

 
#1
 

Why did the artist cross the road?

To see from the other side.

 
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