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Top 10 Best Astronomy Jokes

#10

 

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

 
#9
 

Why did the astronomer order a double hamburger?

He wanted a meteor burger!

 
#8
 

How do you know Saturn has been married more than once?

Because he has lots of rings!

 
#7
 

Why didn't the dog star laugh at the joke?

It was too Sirius.

 
#6
 

Why did the sun get straight A's?

Because it was so bright!

 
#5
 

How is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters!

 
#4
 

What did the astronaut cook for lunch?

An unidentified frying object!

 
#3
 

What did the astronaut say after eating his first meal on the moon?

"The food was good, but the place lacked atmosphere."

 
#2
 

Why is Astronomy better than Sex?

An eyegasm doesn't leave a wet spot!

 
#1
 

How does the solar system hold up its pants?

With an asteroid belt!

 
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