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#10

 

President Obama says that he prays every night before bed. Or as Fox News reported, "Obama in Daily Talks With Allah."

--CONAN O'BRIEN

 
#9
 

President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was drive straight down the center and piss everyone off.

--CONAN O'BRIEN

 
#8
 

How about President Barack Obama's first primetime press conference last night? He was cogent, eloquent, and in complete command of the issues. I'm thinking to myself, what the hell am I supposed to do with that?

--DAVID LETTERMAN

 
#7
 

Here's some good news. Barack Obama announced he's bringing home troops from Iraq. That's right. Unfortunately, he couldn't get them direct flights home. They have a two-year layover in Afghanistan.

--JIMMY FALLON

 
#6
 

They finally maybe struck a deal to avert a government shutdown. Of course, all on the Republican terms. You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money.

--BILL MAHER

 
#5
 

President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States!

--JAY LENO

 
#4
 

Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, "President Obama saves the world." Stations on the right are going, "Obama kills fellow Muslim."

--CRAIG FERGUSON

 
#3
 

I think the next election just got a lot easier for President Obama 'cause his response to every question during the debates will be: "Wait, I forget ... Did you kill Osama Bin Laden? Or did I kill Osama Bin Laden? Oh no, it was me, wasn't it?"

--CRAIG FERGUSON

 
#2
 

Obama achieved the same kind of compromise with the Republicans that Custer reached with Sitting Bull.

--DAVID LETTERMAN

 
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President Obama released his long-form birth certificate, proving once and for all he was born in this country. But you know, it never ends. Now Republican leaders are saying they want to see the placenta.

--JAY LENO

 
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