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Top 10 Best Bart Simpson Quotes

#10

 

I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#9
 

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#8
 

Dad, remember how you said if I used a chainsaw unsupervised I'd hurt myself? Well, you were wrong. I hurt someone else.

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#7
 

Utah? Home of America's most powerful weirdoes!

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#6
 

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#5
 

Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#4
 

I'm not a nerd. I'm a jock who's too cool for sports.

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#3
 

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#2
 

Don't have a cow, man.

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#1
 

And then I had this dream that my whole family was just cartoon characters, and that our success had led to some crazy propaganda network called "Fox News".

BART SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
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