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Top 10 Best Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes

#10

 

If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone?

--BEAVIS

 
#9
 

BEAVIS: Is this satanic music?

BUTT-HEAD: Naw. It's not cool enough.

 
#8
 

BEAVIS: They should have a name for this kinda of music.

BUTT-HEAD: They already do, Beavis: crap.

 
#7
 

BEAVIS: Hey Butt-head, what's that?

BUTT-HEAD: Uhhh ... It's a hoe.

BEAVIS: Yeah I know but what's that thing she's dragging behind her?

 
#6
 

This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

--BUTT-HEAD

 
#5
 

BEAVIS: Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it!

BUS DRIVER: Hey, buddy, sit down.

BEAVIS: Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people ... but they've probably scored!

BUS DRIVER: Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN!

BEAVIS: It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times!

OLD GUY: [nodding] Oh, yeah.

BEAVIS: But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!

 
#4
 

Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.

--BUTT-HEAD

 
#3
 

PRESIDENT CLINTON: Beavis and Butt-head, on behalf of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks. You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country.

BUTT-HEAD: Huh huh huh huh. He said, "extend."

 
#2
 

If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back ... you're a dumbass!

--BUTT-HEAD

 
#1
 

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNG HOLE!

--BEAVIS

 
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