BEAVIS: Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it!
BUS DRIVER: Hey, buddy, sit down.
BEAVIS: Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people ... but they've probably scored!
BUS DRIVER: Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN!
BEAVIS: It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times!
OLD GUY: [nodding] Oh, yeah.
BEAVIS: But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!