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#10

 

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

--BILL COSBY

 
#9
 

My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn't like the fact that I'd left school. And he said, "It takes a man to play football. And any fool can go up on the stage and make an ass of himself."

--BILL COSBY

 
#8
 

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

--BILL COSBY

 
#7
 

I wasn't always black ... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

--BILL COSBY

 
#6
 

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

--BILL COSBY

 
#5
 

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

--BILL COSBY

 
#4
 

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."

--BILL COSBY

 
#3
 

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

--BILL COSBY

 
#2
 

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

--BILL COSBY

 
#1
 

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

--BILL COSBY

 
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