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#10

 

You can always tell when a man's well-informed. His views are pretty much like yours.

--BOB HOPE

 
#9
 

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

--BOB HOPE

 
#8
 

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

--BOB HOPE

 
#7
 

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

--BOB HOPE

 
#6
 

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

--BOB HOPE

 
#5
 

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

--BOB HOPE

 
#4
 

Three of my stocks went off the financial page, into the help-wanted section.

--BOB HOPE

 
#3
 

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

--BOB HOPE

 
#2
 

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C. that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.

--BOB HOPE

 
#1
 

I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

--BOB HOPE

 
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