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Top 10 Best Brunette Jokes

#10

 

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

Invisible.

 
#9
 

Why did the brunette cross the road?

No one knows. They were watching the blonde.

 
#8
 

How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?

She opens the car door.

 
#7
 

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

 
#6
 

A brunette was jogging through the park when she found a magic lamp. She rubbed it, and of course a genie appeared out of nowhere.

"You are allowed three wishes," the genie informed her. "But, I must warn you -- anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

"Okay," the brunette said warily. "Give me a nice house."

The genie waved his arms and replied, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

Planning her wishes carefully, the brunette said, "For my second wish, give me a gorgeous man."

"Okay," the genie replied, waving his arms. "You now have one gorgeous man, and all the blondes have two."

"Fine. For my last wish," the brunette said craftily, "I want you to take that stick over there and beat me half to death."

 
#5
 

Why did the brunette have a bruised belly button?

Because she had a blond boyfriend.

 
#4
 

Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers?

Because they can't keep their calves together.

 
#3
 

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage.

 
#2
 

Why are there so few good brunette jokes?

Because blondes would have to think them up.

 
#1
 

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke. Three women signed up for the race -- a Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette.

After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up onto the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled onto the beach in second place.

Nearly 4 hours later, the Brunette finally stumbled ashore and collapsed in front of the worried crowd. Several journalists surrounded her and asked why it had taken so long for her to finish the race.

"Well, I don't want to sound like a sore loser," she said. "But I'm pretty sure those two other girls were using their arms."

 
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