A brunette was jogging through the park when she found a magic lamp. She rubbed it, and of course a genie appeared out of nowhere.
"You are allowed three wishes," the genie informed her. "But, I must warn you -- anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
"Okay," the brunette said warily. "Give me a nice house."
The genie waved his arms and replied, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
Planning her wishes carefully, the brunette said, "For my second wish, give me a gorgeous man."
"Okay," the genie replied, waving his arms. "You now have one gorgeous man, and all the blondes have two."
"Fine. For my last wish," the brunette said craftily, "I want you to take that stick over there and beat me half to death."