What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want -- he can't hear you!

Why did the carrot blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Do you carrot all about me?!

Which vegetable betrayed Jesus?

Judas Is-carrot!

How do you catch a rabbit?

Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises!

Why did the carrot get an award?

Because he was out standing in his field!

What's a vegetables favorite martial art?

Carrotee!

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Does it smell like carrots?