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#10

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was trying out a new pair of roller blades.

 
#9
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well, he was feeling confident, it was a nice spring day, traffic was light, visibility was good, and all the other chickens were doing it.

 
#8
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was part of a chicken conga line.

 
#7
 

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

 
#6
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Burrrrp. What chicken?

 
#5
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the light turned green.

 
#4
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken had inherited genes predisposed to crossing roads.

 
#3
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was stapled to an armadillo.

 
#2
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he had just killed his friend Paul in a freak hunting accident. Paul was a member of the chicken triad, and the triad boss, Alan, had put a price on the chicken's head. He was hiding out at his girlfriend's house, waiting for things to cool down, when suddenly a black VW van pulled up in the driveway and two armed chickens jumped out and chickennapped the poor chicken (His name was Neil, by the way). The van drove to a secret location and Neil woke up hanging upside down by his feet. Alan was there and he told Neil what he would do to him. Neil was scared, but he remembered that he had stashed a desert eagle in a secret compartment in his feathers, so he pistol whipped Alan and cut himself free. He escaped from the secret location and ran to the main highway. That was where he crossed the road. A short time later, he was gunned down by triad thugs.

 
#1
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

 
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