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#10

 

What the--? This is Wiggum reporting a 3-18: Waking a police officer.

CHIEF WIGGUM, "Realty Bites," The Simpsons

 
#9
 

In the interest of our public safety, we have confiscated every bagel, donut, cruder, and bearclaw in the city. And some coffee.

CHIEF WIGGUM, "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes," The Simpsons

 
#8
 

See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with you. Otherwise, I got no case and you go scot-free.

CHIEF WIGGUM, "Lisa's Date with Density," The Simpsons

 
#7
 

I can assure the police do not take prisoners out of their cells and race them... Anymore.

CHIEF WIGGUM, "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes," The Simpsons

 
#6
 

Well, you know how it is with cops. I'll be shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it retirony.

CHIEF WIGGUM, "Homer Vs. Dignity," The Simpsons

 
#5
 

Go ahead, Ralphie; the stranger is offering you a treat!

CHIEF WIGGUM, "E-I-E-I(Annoyed Grunt)," The Simpsons

 
#4
 

[answering phone] 9-1-1. This'd better be good.

CHIEF WIGGUM, "Trilogy of Error," The Simpsons

 
#3
 

Okay, let's try this again and watch as I wink each time. The man I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr Bribe. Wink, wink.

CHIEF WIGGUM, "Bart Carny," The Simpsons

 
#2
 

I hope you're not suggesting that I would take that necklace as a bribe. Think again, dirtbag, cause I can swipe it later from the evidence locker.

CHIEF WIGGUM, "The Frying Game," The Simpsons

 
#1
 

Ah, he's a dumb kid, but he's an above average dog. Roll over, son!

CHIEF WIGGUM, "Lisa Goes Gaga," The Simpsons

 
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