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What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time?

Merry Christmas to ewe!

 
#9
 

Why does Santa always go down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

 
#8
 

What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?

Silent Night!

 
#7
 

How do you know Santa is a man?

No woman would wear the same outfit every year!

 
#6
 

What kind of money do Santa's elves use?

Jingle bills!

 
#5
 

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can ho ho ho!

 
#4
 

What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?

A sad candy cane!

 
#3
 

Why did Santa start sneezing in the chimney?

He caught a nasty floo!

 
#2
 

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

 
#1
 

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

 
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