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#10

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
 
#9
 

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his bedroom -- the bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

 
#8
 

When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.

 
#7
 

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King -- and got one.

 
#6
 

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

 
#5
 

There's no such thing as a tornado -- Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

 
#4
 

The continents don't drift -- they back slowly away from Chuck Norris.

 
#3
 

There once was a street named Chuck Norris, but they renamed it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 
#2
 

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

 
#1
 

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Chuck Norris is logic.

 
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