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#10

 

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef!

 
#9
 

What do you get when you mix a cow and a ghost?

Vanishing cream!

 
#8
 

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer!

 
#7
 

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake!

 
#6
 

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

An udder failure! (Or a milk dud!)

 
#5
 

Why don't cows have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

 
#4
 

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

 
#3
 

Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?

To get chocolate milk!

 
#2
 

What is a cow's favorite subject in school?

Cowculus!

 
#1
 

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips!

 
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