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Top 10 Best Dale Gribble Quotes

#10

 

Look how straight the lines are on the highway. A man could get highway hypnosis like that.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
#9
 

The people you are referring to are called hipsters, Hank. They walk slowly because they've got nowhere to be, man.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
#8
 

But I need my kidney, it keeps my other kidney company.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
#7
 

Face-to-face interfacing is obsolete. There's over 400 expressions that you can make with symbols online. You can only make two expressions with your face, Hank.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
#6
 

If all you're goin' on is my confession, forget it, I'm simply not credible.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
#5
 

I tell you what it is. It's your quote un-quote pollution control. I heard on talk radio you don't even need 'em. It's just the latest nazi government plot. Open your eyes, man, they're trying to control Global Warming. Get it Global. That's U.N. Commissars code for telling us what the temperature is gonna be in our outdoors. Let it warm up I say. See what Butchros Butchros Ghali Ghali thinks of that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
#4
 

If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
#3
 

Whoa! Hold on, son! I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision! If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking, or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
#2
 

20 years. If your marriage was a murderer it would be out by now.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
#1
 

I'd like to live in your fairy-tale world, Hank, but the Fair Play For Cuba Committee is retro-fitting my mower to power Fidel's one-man escape sub.

DALE GRIBBLE, King of the Hill

 
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