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#10

 

What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?

A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

 
#9
 

What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?

The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

 
#8
 

You might be a Democrat if ...

You filed for unemployment within two weeks of graduating from high school.

 
#7
 

Why did the Democrat cross the road?

To get to the other bribe.

 
#6
 

You might be a Democrat if ...

You believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

 
#5
 

What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?

One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

 
#4
 

You might be a Democrat if ...

You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.

 
#3
 

What do you call a basement full of Democrats?

A whine cellar.

 
#2
 

You might be a Democrat if ...

You'd rather own Birkenstocks than Merck Stocks.

 
#1
 

How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

5! Al Gore to ensure it’s a CFL, an EPA agent in case the bulb breaks and a mercury cleanup is necessary, a consumer protection agent to bail out the home owner in case of disaster, an OSHA inspector to ensure that work conditions meet all applicable federal guidelines, and a member of the media to celebrate the change.

 
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