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#10

 

I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.

--KATHERINE MAYFAIR

 
#9
 

In every housewife's closet there's an article of clothing that tells you more about its owner than she would want you to know. It might be a shirt that she despises, but wears without complaint. Perhaps, it's some lingerie, she knows isn't hers, but refuses to discuss. Or a dress she once loved, that she can no longer bare to look at. Yes, you can learn a lot about women from what they choose to wear. You can learn even more by what they choose to take off, and who they take it off for.

--MARY ALICE

 
#8
 

SISTER MARY BERNARD: Money can't buy happiness.

GABRIELLE SOLIS: Sure it can! That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

 
#7
 

An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight? Ah, our sight expands and we can suddenly see the world we left behind so clearly. Of course most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living, if they would only take the time to look.

--MARY ALICE

 
#6
 

I've never seen so many sweater sets — are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s?

--RENEE PERRY

 
#5
 

I try to hold my head up and smile and just bake more pies for the church social. But now your ex is camped out on our doorstep like I'm hosting some kind of morman slumber party. And I do not know how I'm going to bake my way out of this one!

--BREE VAN DE KAMP

 
#4
 

I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory.

--LEE MCDERMOTT

 
#3
 

You know what they say -- ugly plus money equals handsome!

--RENEE PERRY

 
#2
 

EDIE BRITT: No man respects an easy conquest. I make all my men wait.

SUSAN MAYER: It's true, she has a little room with magazines and an aquarium.

 
#1
 

Sometimes evil drives a minivan.

--MR. SHAW

 
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