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Top 10 Best Dinosaur Jokes

#10

 

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A Try-try-try-ceratops!

 
#9
 

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken hadn't evolved yet!

 
#8
 

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

 
#7
 

What do you call a dinosaur stuck in a glacier?

A fossicle!

 
#6
 

Why do you always find dinosaurs in the ground?

Because they couldn't climb trees!

 
#5
 

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork!

 
#4
 

What does a Triceratops sit on?

It's Tricera-bottom!

 
#3
 

Why did the dinosaur eat three ducks and a cow?

Because it liked quackers and milk!

 
#2
 

What's the best way to talk to a Velociraptor?

Long distance!

 
#1
 

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird!

 
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