How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?

How do you shoot a red elephant?

Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue -- then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

How do you stop a charging elephant?

Take away his credit card.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia.

Why do elephants wear sandals?

So that they don’t sink in the sand.

Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?

They’re looking for the elephants that forgot to wear their sandals.

What do you get when you cross elephants with peanut butter?

Elephants that stick to the roof of your mouth.

How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you?

By the smell of peanuts on its breath.

How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the butter.