Top 10 Best
BROWSE TOP TEN LISTS BY SUBJECT: A | B | C | DE | F | G | H | IJKLM | NOP | QRSTU | VW | X | Y | Z
 

 

RELATED LINKS

 

Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes

Top 10 Best Seinfeld Quotes

Top 10 Best Desperate Housewives Quotes

Top 10 Best Marriage Quotes

Top 10 Best Wife Jokes

Top 10 Best X-Files Quotes

Top 10 Best Star Trek Quotes

Top 10 Best Homer Simpson Quotes

TV Trivia

 

SPONSORED LINKS

 
 
 

 
 
Top 10 Best Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes

#10

 

Your father, his idea of culture is an undershirt with sleeves.

--MARIE BARONE

 
#9
 

I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.

--RAY BARONE

 
#8
 

Did you know I once found a foot in a mailbox. Luckily there was a return address so we caught the guy.

--ROBERT BARONE

 
#7
 

You can't create fate cause then its not fate, its voodoo.

--RAY BARONE

 
#6
 

RAY BARONE: Don't try to get me to change my mind, ok, I see you're firing up all those pistons in your little guilt machine.

MARIE BARONE: I don't have a guilt machine, Raymond ... all I have is the hope that our family can be happy.

DEBRA BARONE: There's a lot of miles on that machine but it runs like new.

 
#5
 

Maybe that's why I like animals. Woof. Moo. Quack. They tell it like it is.

--FRANK BARONE

 
#4
 

RAY BARONE: Shouldn't you be yelling at me, or something?

DEBRA BARONE: Ray, when you're on the Titanic you lower the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceberg.

 
#3
 

I wish I were Einstein cause then I'd invent a time machine and go back to when you were nice.

--RAY BARONE

 
#2
 

When I got married I didn't just get a husband, I got a whole freak show that set up their tent right across the street. And that will be fine if they just stayed there, but everyday, everyday they dump a truckload of their insane family dreck into my lap. How would you like to sit through two people in their sixties fighting over who invented the lawn...the lawn. And then the brother, "I live in an apartment, I don't even have a lawn, Raymond has a lawn." But you can't blame him when you see who the mother is, she has this kind of sick hold on the both of them. And the father is about the most disgusting creature God has ever dropped on this planet. So no wonder the kid writes stories, I should be writing stories, my life is a gothic novel and until you have lived in that house with all of them in there with you day after day, week after week, year after freakin' year...YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO JUDGE ME!!!

--DEBRA BARONE

 
#1
 

The only reason Debra keeps me alive is to open jars and kill bugs.

--RAY BARONE

 
BROWSE TOP TEN LISTS BY SUBJECT: A | B | C | DE | F | G | H | IJKLM | NOP | QRSTU | VW | X | Y | Z
Home | Quotes | Poems | Trivia | Short Stories | Tarot | Movie Quotes | Plays | Google | Wikipedia | Links

© 2010 - Top10-Best.com