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#10

 

Here's to our wives! They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV, or as entertaining, but, um ... y'know, I don't know where I'm going with this, but thanks anyway.

--PETER

 
#9
 

Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

--STEWIE

 
#8
 

Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that one time when I was 19.

--PETER

 
#7
 

PETER: Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!

BRIAN (after Peter falls down and starts screaming): I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.

 
#6
 

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal.

--PETER

 
#5
 

CHRIS: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?

PETER: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

 
#4
 

MAFIA GUY: You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you, why should I kill this "Count Chocula"?

CAPTAIN CRUNCH: Because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies! My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! With all respect.

 
#3
 

LOIS: Peter tell Chris that women are not objects!

PETER: Your mother's right Chris, listen to what it says.

 
#2
 

PETER: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

BRIAN: Peter, those are Cheerios.

 
#1
 

I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.

--BRIAN

 
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