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Top 10 Best Fly Jokes

#10

 

Why do flies sit on marshmallows?

So they won't fall in the hot chocolate!

 
#9
 

Why do flies chase garbage trucks?

They love fast food!

 
#8
 

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A space invader.

 
#7
 

How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?

Put a pile of manure in the living room!

 
#6
 

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied 'er!

 
#5
 

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

 
#4
 

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

A zipper.

 
#3
 

What should you do if a fly lands on your pepperoni?

Give it a pizza your mind!

 
#2
 

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?

Its rear end!

 
#1
 

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how the heck do they get in there?

 
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