Why did the pineapple go out with a prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did the mama melon say to the baby melon's boyfriend?

You cant-eloupe!

What happens to grapes when you step on them?

They wine!

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!

Why were the apple and the orange all alone?

Because the banana split!

What do you use to open a banana?

A monkey!

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

What fruit is square and green?

A lemon in disguise!

Why did the blonde get fired from the banana factory?

Because she kept throwing the bent ones out!