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#10

 

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

--WOODY ALLEN

 
#9
 

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

--GROUCHO MARX

 
#8
 

Life is wasted on the living.

--DOUGLAS ADAMS

 
#7
 

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

--LILY TOMLIN

 
#6
 

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

--LEMONY SNICKET

 
#5
 

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

--JOHN WAYNE

 
#4
 

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

--ANONYMOUS

 
#3
 

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

--BILL WATTERSON

 
#2
 

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

--ANONYMOUS

 
#1
 

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

--DAVE BARRY

 
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