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#10

 

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

--LILY TOMLIN

 
#9
 

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

--SHIRLEY MACLAINE

 
#8
 

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

--WOODY ALLEN

 
#7
 

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

--ANONYMOUS

 
#6
 

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

--ALAN KING

 
#5
 

Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors.

--ZORA NEALE HURSTON

 
#4
 

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

--WOODY ALLEN

 
#3
 

Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it."

--JERRY SEINFELD

 
#2
 

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

--RITA RUDNER

 
#1
 

Love is like a game of chess. One false move and you're mated.

--ANONYMOUS

 
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