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#10

 

I live at home with my parents. It's just temporary ... 'til they die.

--GORDON (KEVIN KIRKPATRICK), Gamers (2006)

 
#9
 

I just ate, so I'm still digesting. So my kung fu may not be as good as later on.

--PO (JACK BLACK), Kung Fu Panda (2008)

 
#8
 

TERRY HOITZ (Mark Wahlberg): No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. If you were in the wild, I would attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and eat you.

ALLEN GAMBLE (Will Ferrell): OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle nine times out of 10.

--TERRY HOITZ (MARK WAHLBERG) & ALLEN GAMBLE (WILL FERRELL), The Other Guys (2010)

 
#7
 

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.

--LT. FRANK DREBIN (LESLIE NIELSEN), Naked Gun 2 1/2 (1991)

 
#6
 

My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

--ALVY SINGER (WOODY ALLEN), Annie Hall (1977)

 
#5
 

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

--GARTH ALGAR (DANA CARVEY), Wayne's World (1992)

 
#4
 

So, I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip and I start to fall. Just falling...ahh...ahh. I'll never forget the terror! When suddenly I realize: "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?" And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

--HANSEL (OWEN WILSON), Zoolander (2001)

 
#3
 

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

--CAPTAIN JEFFREY T. SPAULDING (GROUCHO MARX), Animal Crackers (1930)

 
#2
 

Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!

--EMPRESS NYMPHO (MADELINE KAHN), History of the World: Part I (1981)

 
#1
 

I’ll sleep with you for a meatball.

--VICTORIA GRANT (JULIE ANDREWS), Victor Victoria (1982)

 
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