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Top 10 Best Giraffe Jokes

#10

 

Why wasn't the giraffe invited to the party?

He was a pain in the neck.

 
#9
 

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

 
#8
 

Why did the giraffe graduate early?

He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class!

 
#7
 

What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?

I'd like to get to gnaw you.

 
#6
 

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet smell!

 
#5
 

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

 
#4
 

Did you hear about the race between two giraffes?

It was neck and neck!

 
#3
 

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride!

 
#2
 

Why don't giraffes do drugs?

Because they're naturally high!

 
#1
 

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?

An extra long toilet brush!

 
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