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#10

 

How do you say goodbye to a vampire?

So long sucker!

 
#9
 

Why does a witch ride a broom?

Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

 
#8
 

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?

All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

 
#7
 

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He had no guts.

 
#6
 

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It raises their spirits.

 
#5
 

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

 
#4
 

Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?

He couldn't find any dloob.

 
#3
 

Why can't boy ghosts make babies?

They have Hollow-Weenies!

 
#2
 

Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid to relax and unwind.

 
#1
 

How do you know when you're too old to Trick or Treat?

You get winded from knocking on the door.
You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick ..." and can't remember the rest.
By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

 
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