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Top 10 Best Herman Cain Jokes

#10

 

Herman Cain is surging in the polls. Many polls have him ahead of Mitt Romney. He hasn't said who he would choose as his running mate yet, but according to a report, he's had several meetings with Papa John.

--JAY LENO

 
#9
 

There's a fifth woman that claims to have had a problem with Herman Cain. If this keeps up, it seems very unlikely he will be president, although it seems more and more likely he will become governor of California.

--JIMMY KIMMEL

 
#8
 

Herman Cain said that as president, he will bring Republicans and Democrats together. He was the guy that brought pineapple and ham together on a pizza, so it wouldn't be surprising.

--JIMMY KIMMEL

 
#7
 

Herman Cain is having to respond to charges he once sexually harassed women. One German woman kept saying, 'Nein! Nein! Nein!'

--CONAN O'BRIEN

 
#6
 

Herman Cain said he would be willing to take a lie detector test. But that's kind of a double-edged sword. If he fails, his career is over. And if he passes and it turns out he's not a liar, he's obviously not cut out for politics.

--JAY LENO

 
#5
 

More problems for front runner Herman Cain; now a third woman has come forward and accused him of sexual harassment. Apparently when Cain was president of the Restaurant Association he thought women were on the menu.

--JAY LENO

 
#4
 

As if Cain’s troubles couldn't get worse, today, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie accused Herman Cain of skimping on the pepperoni.

--DAVID LETTERMAN

 
#3
 

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

--STEPHEN COLBERT

 
#2
 

Big announcement from Herman Cain today. He's leaving the Tea Party and joining the T&A party.

--JAY LENO

 
#1
 

Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, 'Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?'

--DAVID LETTERMAN

 
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