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#10

 

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#9
 

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#8
 

Trying is the first step to failure.

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#7
 

If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#6
 

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like ... love!

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#5
 

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#4
 

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#3
 

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#2
 

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#1
 

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

--HOMER SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
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