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Top 10 Best Honeymoon Quotes

#10

 

Short honeymoons are better than no honeymoons, but long honeymoons are best of all.

--JOHN DAVEY

 
#9
 

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns.

--HELEN ROWLAND

 
#8
 

Honeymoons are useless, dangerous, and ought to be abolished. They are useless in that the only people they profit are the hotel-keepers. They are dangerous to the happy pairs, who see enough of one another in a fortnight to imperil their happiness for a lifetime.

--TOM E. ROT

 
#7
 

Today, honeymoons are redundant. At best, an opportunity to travel. But the first time a couple has sex together? Puh-leeze.

--STEVE MARTIN

 
#6
 

I'll be on my third honeymoon, so I'm more of an authority than I care to be.

--ALAN THICKE

 
#5
 

Women have to be careful to not wear out their husbands on their honeymoons, or they get so weak that they can't go to work!

--VICTOR VILLASENOR

 
#4
 

Maybe honeymoons are God's anesthesia. Like the "laughing gas" used by dentists, perhaps honeymoons are designed to protect us from a bit of the pain and fear involved in doing something that, while scary and uncomfortable, is for our own good in the long run.

--SUE PATTON THOELE

 
#3
 

Your honeymoon tells the world--and maybe you--who you are.

--GINGER STRAND

 
#2
 

The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.

--EVAN ESAR

 
#1
 

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

--PETER SELLERS

 
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