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Top 10 Best Horse Jokes

#10

 

Why do cowboys ride horses?

Because they're too heavy to carry!

 
#9
 

What do you feed a race horse?

Fast food!

 
#8
 

Why can't horses dance?

Because they have two left feet!

 
#7
 

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

 
#6
 

What has four legs and sees just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

 
#5
 

How do jockeys decide which horses are the favorites?

They take a gallop poll!

 
#4
 

Why did the horse sleep all day?

She was a nightmare!

 
#3
 

What was the horse's favorite movie?

Well, he had several: Citizen Mane, Prances with Hooves, Withering Heights, The Bridle of Frankenstein, Rein Man, Stall Wars, The Fall of the Horse of Usher, Saturday Night Feeder, and Gone with the Whinny!

 
#2
 

Why did the man name his horse Flattery?

Because it got him nowhere!

 
#1
 

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

 
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