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Top 10 Best House M.D. Quotes

#10

 

Labs, schmabs. A good diagnostician reads between the labs.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
#9
 

Okay, fine. I'll father your child. But first you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription. Just so I can get through the foreplay.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
#8
 

Autopsy report was negative for communicable disease. Cause of death was an overly stabby girlfriend.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
#7
 

Disappointment is anger for wimps.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
#6
 

"Faith" -- that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I never understood how people could be so proud of believing in something with no proof at all. Like that's an achievement.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
#5
 

I was deluded into thinking I might be crazy.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
#4
 

Sixteen splenectomies. Pretty sure he gets a set of steak knives with that.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
#3
 

I went crazy, not stupid.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
#2
 

You know how people say you can't live without love? Well, oxygen's even more important.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
#1
 

I've moved past threesomes. I'm now into foursomes. If someone backs out, then you've still got a threesome. If two people back out, you're still having sex.

--DR. GREGORY HOUSE

 
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