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#10

 

If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.
 
#9
 

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

 
#8
 

Jack Bauer has been to Mars -- that's why there are no signs of life.

 
#7
 

Jack Bauer can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store without instructions or an alan key.

 
#6
 

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

 
#5
 

Jack Bauer doesn't wash his clothes -- he tortures them until they're clean.

 
#4
 

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 
#3
 

Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

 
#2
 

Jack Bauer's sperm come in 9mm, .40, and 12 gauge slug.

 
#1
 

Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.

 
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