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#10

 

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
 
#9
 

According to a survey by Charles Schwab, 16 percent of teenagers expect their parents to help them financially forever. I believe they're called "philosophy majors."

 
#8
 

A new report has found that ... Washington D.C. residents were the top abusers of alcohol, cocaine, and marijuana. All this time we thought the problem was government waste. Nope -– the government is wasted.

 
#7
 

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

 
#6
 

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

 
#5
 

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

 
#4
 

According to the latest poll, a record 73 percent of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. But the good news: Gas is so expensive that we'll never get there.

 
#3
 

Gay marriage is legal in New York. That's got to drive single women in Manhattan nuts, don't you think? Now all the good men are married AND gay.

 
#2
 

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

 
#1
 

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

 
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