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Top 10 Best Krusty the Clown Quotes

#10

 

The arctic circle, or as I long to call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke I'm married.
 
#9
 

Homer gave me a kidney, it wasn't his, I didn't need it and it came postage due, but still a lovely gesture.

 
#8
 

A little schmutz, a little schmear, and presto, you're part of the underclown railroad.

 
#7
 

Hey, I do more than TV! I had a one-man show on Broadway. That's who showed up, one man. Long story short, I won a Drama Desk Award.

 
#6
 

I work like I drink: alone, or with a monkey watching.

 
#5
 

Ugh, 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like what's-his-name and whose-it, and you know that guy, always wore a shirt?

 
#4
 

Hey, Mel. Bring me another nicotine patch. I think there's some space on my butt.

 
#3
 

Uh, gee, a joke, uuhummeh ah funny, okay, this guy walks into a bar, he takes out a tiny piano, and a twelve inch pianist, oh, no, wait, I can't tell that one!

 
#2
 

There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity! If you know who cut off Jebediah's head--I don't care if it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy... turn 'em in, and Krusty will send you a free slide whistle just like Sideshow Bob's!

 
#1
 

If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?

 
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