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#10

 

Why did the lemon hide when the bully came?

Because he was yellow!

 
#9
 

What did the lemon say to the lime?

Sour you doing?

 
#8
 

Why did the lemon cross the road?

He wanted to play squash!

 
#7
 

Why did the lemon stop halfway across the road?

He ran out of juice!

 
#6
 

Why did the lemon go to the doctor?

His stomach was sour!

 
#5
 

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered!

 
#4
 

Why did the lemon wear a red sweater?

His yellow one was dirty!

 
#3
 

Why did the lemon disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart!

 
#2
 

What fruit is square and green?

A lemon in disguise!

 
#1
 

What do you give an injured lemon?

Lemon-aid!

 
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