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Top 10 Best Lisa Simpson Quotes

#10

 

I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#9
 

Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on!

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#8
 

It's amazing how I can feel sorry for you and hate you at the same time. I'm sure there's a German word for it.

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#7
 

You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#6
 

Science has already proven the dangers of smoking alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#5
 

Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#4
 

I learned that beneath my goody two shoes lie some very dark socks.

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#3
 

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#2
 

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
#1
 

I traded away my pearls. Without them I'm just a big Maggie!

LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons

 
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