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I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.
LISA SIMPSON, The Simpsons
Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on!
It's amazing how I can feel sorry for you and hate you at the same time. I'm sure there's a German word for it.
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
Prayer. The last refuge of a scoundrel.
I learned that beneath my goody two shoes lie some very dark socks.
Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
I traded away my pearls. Without them I'm just a big Maggie!