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#10

 

How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?

He tried to destroy the ring!

 
#9
 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hobbit.
Hobbit who?
Hobbit letting me in?

 
#8
 

What did the drunken hobbit say when he bumped into the wizard?

Saruman, I didn’t see you there!

 
#7
 

Why did Frodo read The Lord of the Rings 50 times?

Because it was hobbit-forming!

 
#6
 

How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None -- it only takes Tolkiens!

 
#5
 

What is Gollum's favorite bird?

A Smea-gull!

 
#4
 

What do the hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ale?

The White Whizzer!

 
#3
 

What did Pippen do when he got drunk?

He began to feel Merry!

 
#2
 

Why was it so hard to storm Sauron's lair?

Because no matter how many you opened, there were always Mor dor!

 
#1
 

What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?

"That’s ENT-ertainment!"

 
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