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Top 10 Best Marge Simpson Quotes

#10

 

Wow, your first day at the new school! Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't!

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#9
 

I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#8
 

I call to order this meeting of the Springfield Charity Chicks. As you all know, last year's cake and cookie sale raised $112 to fight childhood obesity.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#7
 

This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#6
 

Hey kids! I made your favorite cookies: Christmas trees for the girls and bloody spearheads for Bart.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#5
 

History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#4
 

I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#3
 

Remember, on the road the only vice you can indulge in is gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#2
 

You know Homer, when I found out about this I went through a wide range of emotions. First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then kinda sleepy, then worried, and then concerned. But now I realize that being a spaceman is something you have to do.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
#1
 

Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

--MARGE SIMPSON

 
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