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#10

 

What do Penguins eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

 
#9
 

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

 
#8
 

What's black and white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender.

 
#7
 

Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?

Because they haven't got any pockets.

 
#6
 

What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?

I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie.

 
#5
 

Why don´t you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales.

 
#4
 

What's black and white and goes round and around?

A Penguin in a revolving door.

 
#3
 

What's black and white and has eight wheels?

A penguin on roller skates.

 
#2
 

Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins?

They can't get the wrappers off.

 
#1
 

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

 
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