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Top 10 Best Pig Jokes

#10

 

What kind of pig knows karate?

A pork chop!

 
#9
 

What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need oinkment, and for bird flu you need tweetment!

 
#8
 

Why did the pig take a bath?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

 
#7
 

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake!

 
#6
 

Why don't thieves steal pigs?

Because they always squeal to the police!

 
#5
 

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

 
#4
 

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic Pork!

 
#3
 

Why is the farmer worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little hame goes a long way!

 
#2
 

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

 
#1
 

What do you call a sunburnt pig?

Bacon!

 
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