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#10

 

Why is honesty in politics like oxygen?

The higher you go, the scarcer it gets.

 
#9
 

Why do they bury politicians 26 feet under?

Because deep down they're nice guys!

 
#8
 

Why do politicians stand on their records?

So the voters can't get a good look at them!

 
#7
 

What do political speeches and cattle horns have in common?

There are some good points, but a lot of bull in the middle!

 
#6
 

Why are politicians like diapers?

They should be changed often and for the same reason!

 
#5
 

Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?

Because they can lie without moving their lips!

 
#4
 

Why don't politicians like to talk turkey?

Because they hate to eat crow!

 
#3
 

Why don't politicians use bookmarks?

They prefer their pages bent over!

 
#2
 

Why did the politician cross the road?

To get to the other bribe!

 
#1
 

Why did the other politician cross the road?

So he could vote on both sides of the issue!

 
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