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Top 10 Best Prostitute Jokes

#10

 

Why did the prostitute join the religious cult?

She liked unprotected sects!

 
#9
 

Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?

Because they can wash their crack and sell it again!

 
#8
 

What do you get when you cross a pit-bull with a hooker?

The last blow job you'll ever get!

 
#7
 

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

 
#6
 

What do you get if you cross a streetwalker with an elephant?

A two-ton pickup!

 
#5
 

Why do prostitutes wear knickers?

To keep their ankles warm

 
#4
 

Why did the prostitute wear high heels?

She didn't want to sell herself short!

 
#3
 

Why did the prostitute quit her job?

It gave her the willies!

 
#2
 

What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

Beat it -- we're closed!

 
#1
 

What do you call kids born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts!

 
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