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Top 10 Best Reasons to Lose Weight

#10

 

So you can paint your toenails without hiring an assistant.
 
#9
 

So strangers will stop asking when your baby is due.

 
#8
 

So you can sit on an airplane without getting "that look" from the person beside you.

 
#7
 

So you will stop getting stuck in the turn style.

 
#6
 

So you can stop feeling like a sausage in stirrup pants.

 
#5
 

So you don't have to check the weight limit every time you get on an elevator.

 
#4
 

So you can get into a swimming pool without displacing all the floating children.

 
#3
 

So you don't have to purchase your bathing suit from Omar the Tent Maker.

 
#2
 

So you can post a current picture of yourself on Facebook without running it through a psychedelic Photoshop filter to distort the image.

 
#1
 

And the #1 reason you should lose weight:

To increase your odds of survival in event of a zombie apocalypse.

 
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