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#10

 

You might be a Republican if ...

You've named your kids Deduction One and Deduction Two.

 
#9
 

What do you call a Republican with a heart?

A cardiac surgeon.

 
#8
 

You might be a Republican if ...

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."

 
#7
 

Why did the Republican cross the road?

To get to the other bribe.

 
#6
 

Why do Republicans love doing laundry?

They're naturals at separating the whites from the colors.

 
#5
 

Why is the elephant a perfect symbol for Republicans?

They never forget, lead each other around by the tail, and think everyone should work for peanuts.

 
#4
 

You might be a Republican if ...

You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

 
#3
 

How do you get Republicans to save the rainforest?

Tell them that's where the golf ball trees are!

 
#2
 

You might be a Republican if ...

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

 
#1
 

What's the difference between a Republican and a toilet?

The toilet's only full of crap until you pull the handle.

 
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