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#10

 

Rush Limbaugh got married for the fourth time on Saturday. He's 59; she's 33. So, I'm doing the math. That means when she's 40, he'll be on wife No. 7.

--JAY LENO

 
#9
 

You know who sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Elton John! According to Rush, gay people can sing at weddings. Just not their own.

--CRAIG FERGUSON

 
#8
 

Here now is the official Rush Limbaugh wedding announcement. Rush Limbaugh wed Kathryn Rogers in a quiet Florida ceremony on Saturday. The bridegroom is a controversial radio host and an influential opinion leader in the conservative movement in the United States. The bride is clearly insane.

--DAVID LETTERMAN

 
#7
 

Rush Limbaugh has come out with his own brand of iced tea which shows Rush on a horse dressed up like Paul Revere. Well, how confusing is this gonna be for Sarah Palin?

--JAY LENO

 
#6
 

Rush Limbaugh says if the healthcare bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have passed the bill years ago.

--CRAIG FERGUSON

 
#5
 

Did you hear that Rush Limbaugh's Manhattan penthouse is on the market for $14 million? It's an amazing property. Over 4,000 square feet. And that's just the medicine cabinet.

--CRAIG FERGUSON

 
#4
 

Rush Limbaugh and his third wife have broken up. Apparently, she came home early and found him with their pharmacist.

--CRAIG KILBORN

 
#3
 

Rush Limbaugh and his wife are divorcing and experts say this could get ugly. I'm confused, are they splitting up or having sex?

--CRAIG KILBORN

 
#2
 

Yesterday Rush Limbaugh opened his show with ‘Thank God for President Obama.’ In other words, the Apocalypse has begun.

--CONAN O'BRIEN

 
#1
 

It's getting nasty now between President Obama and Rush Limbaugh. In fact, Limbaugh told his radio audience he's not going to 'bend over' and grab his ankles just because Barack Obama is black. Well, you know, let's take race out of it for a minute. Now, honestly, regardless of who's president, do you think there's any chance in hell Rush Limbaugh could bend over and grab his ankles?

--JAY LENO

 
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