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Top 10 Reasons Superman is Better than Batman

#10

 

X-ray vision. What guy wouldn't kill for that? (Admit it. You once ordered those glasses out of the back of a comic book just to see if they'd work.)
 
#9
 

Superman can shoot lasers out of his eyes. All Batman can do with his eyes is look mean.

 
#8
 

Batman relies on some pimply teenage kid to help him fight crime. Superman doesn't need a sidekick.

 
#7
 

Superman believes in law and order. He doesn't compromise his morality to catch the bad guy. Batman will cross any line to catch a criminal. He's lost sight of what it means to be a superhero.

 
#6
 

Superman: well-adjusted orphan. Batman: self-destructive orphan with serious abandonment issues.

 
#5
 

Superman is happily married to a superhot reporter. Batman has meaningless relationships with women he doesn't care about (and who only want his money) because he's afraid to show his true feelings.

 
#4
 

Superman works for a living like the rest of us. Batman is just some spoiled rich kid who lives off a trust fund his daddy left him.

 
#3
 

Superman can make the earth spin backwards and reverse time to save the woman he loves. Batman, not so much.

 
#2
 

Superman can fly. Batman swings from a rope.

 
#1
 

Bottom line: In a fight, Superman would crush the "Dark Knight" like a little girl.

 
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